I will give you 5 USD...

If you can do this:

Wat Do'z u'z Do'z?

So, today... today I had a conversation during class. I won't post the whole thing because most of it is just nonsense. Some if it though, was hilarious. I recommend you read it, it will give you some insight into my mind.  

Surgeon General's Warning: All nonesense may cause permenant brain damage and may result in injury or death. Read at your own risk.

me

U enter an arena.

A wizard asks, "Do u'z wantz to play a game o' Murder Ball?"

wat dooes u'z doz

Alabama Hotpocket

I skulfuck him

with a tire iron

me

dude

thats terrible

Alabama Hotpocket

he asked for it

me

anyway, back to the story

Alabama Hotpocket

now what DM

i go to the tavern and get drunk

me

you impale the mans anus with a tire iron causing him to shriek in delite

then u go t the tavern

with the man

and realize u forgot ur condom

wat do'z u'z do'z

Alabama Hotpocket

kill the Dm for being a gayfag

me

rofl

Alabama Hotpocket

and get drunk

me

off the DM's blood

which is poisoned to prevent evil players from powe rgaming

you die horribly

and then are reborn as a tavern

now what?

Dongar is not currently online.

Alabama Hotpocket

i summon up a meteor and kill myself while bathing in the blood of the DM

me

tavern casts meteor swarm...

the tavern crushes itself under the terrible strain

and the 100 year old booze mixes with the 1000 year old booze.

Now u've done it

Alabama Hotpocket

global drunkenness

me

then the moon has a drink

and the tides turn a sickly yellow color

and a swarm of yellow bulldozer shaped bricks appear

Alabama Hotpocket

sorry a had to go bad

me

yes, the A did go bad

Luckily B was there to save the day

Sent at 10:31 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

and then Z Arives and eveyone gets totally battlefuk to death go letters go

me

then the bulldozers fall because they are actually just bricks

and Z is the first to die

fortunatly the booze numbs you, the taverns, nerves and you survive

before a group of wandering adventurers come and leave some fire elemental all up in u when they get
drunk

now what?

Sent at 10:34 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

i transform into my real self and then i kill them because i am Jarvan the 10,000th

never

me

ur standard hits the moon which kills jupiter

jupiters moons fall down to earth due to reverse gravity and slays your foes 500 years later





as the man from the arena slowly rises from the rubble of the tavern

...

he rushes from the carnage

slips on a banana

and is impaled by a clowns dagger

Shaco the clown walks from the jungle

then another Shaco follows

the second clown explodes in a hail of metal

wat do u do?

Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

well i will stun and fear him for 2 hours because i am fiddlesticks and then ill drain all your health because
im that bullshit

me

he uses endless rage

Alabama Hotpocket

3023123

me

luckily one of your beer casks hits him and he flies into your tavern

Alabama Hotpocket

fuck you Matt

me

and collapse all around him

Alabama Hotpocket

then i use finalas funkin (I have no idea what this means) to snipe him as he flies towards the tavern

Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday

me

shaco has guardian armor

so he comes back and stabs you in the back

then rammus taunts him and he dies

cuz rammus is easy mode

Alabama Hotpocket

no you cant kill lux i used my shiled

shield*

and i stun lock you also

then Mal stares at you and your fucked

Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday

me

Darkness!

Nocturne flies from nowhere (literally)

and gets a penta kill

luckily

one of his teammates is jealous

and kills him

preventing the ace

rammus uses revive

(cuz he's a pro)

and he aces the other team

Their inhibitor explodes

from amazingness

me

shaco

cuz, he's a boss

picks up the spawn turret and places it inside the nexus

wat do'z you'z do'z?


I tried to clean it up as much as I could. But, then again, some of the spelling mistakes and stuff are part of the story. All I have now is a question: Wat Do'z U'z Do'z?

I had more fun adding all the links I just added then having this conversation. Click at your own risk!!! They are all apparently relevant items according to Amazon's search or League of Legends. You have been warned!

...hmmmm, maybe I should move that warning up to the top...  

Break My Blog - Katamari Style

Break My Site

You should see a link above that says "Break My Site". What I want you to do is click that link and roll your ball all over this page. Break it good!

When you are done you can check out the site this is from here. It's a site called kathack and is designed to allow you to play the PS2 game Katimari on any web page! You can seriously do this to every page you find, ever.

WARNING: May cause serious addiction, wanton destruction or completely absurd ball rolling skills. Use at your own risk. I take complete responsibility for all injuries caused by the ball rolling across my website.

If you have a PS2 and want to try it out here is We Love Katamari and Katamari Damacy. Additionally a version for XBox 360 is available called Beautiful Katamari and a version for PS3 is available titled Katamari Forever.

Enjoy.