Cool Story

So I went to XKCD today and hit the random button. Then I hit the random button instead of refresh (hoping for a new comic). This one (above) came up. Coincidence? I think not.

Perhaps a ghost did this?

Happy Halloween!

7 Hours

I recently updated my virus software and installed a second one. The second is this new cloud based one called Immunet 3.0. I thought it would be a good idea to do a virus scan with the new program. It wasn't. It has now been 7 Hours and 1,004,985 files scanned and it is still not done! Is this ridiculous to anyone else?

Netflix is Down

I just finished watching an episode of Torchwood (my latest TV series to watch). I finished the episode and now am getting a bunch of Error 324's from them.

For those of you that have no idea what a 324 Error is, it's the kind of error you get when "The server closed the connection without sending any data." No fun. How am I supposed to waste my time now! Oh, I know, I could blog some more.

Take a Ride on the LOL Train

Doctor Seuss, eat your heart out. 

Plug it in, Plug it in.

Because walking is too damn hard.

Castrating yourself and leaving your penis in a urinal is obviously disgusting. Please castrate yourself in the privacy of your own home.

This is specifically designed for those special people with two dicks.

BOOM! Headshot!

Some people have too much time

Here you go.

WTF, You better keep this in the Kitchen or someone will get very mad.

He did the mash, it was a runewake bash.

Not again...

Son, you just got rolled, hard. Very hard.

Don't try this at home kids.

Yes, I'm a terrible person, please move on.

BWWWWWUUUUAAA, Boom Boom Klang, BWUUAAAOOO

Lol, wat?

They don't have this in COD.

Lol, Cruise control on, now lets write some random stuff and confuse the hell out of all those intelligent people out there.

Somebody must have been annoyed by this... my high school class party theme was Zombie's. Would have been brilliant.

I am a terrible person. These pictures prove it. I'm sorry, but not really.

The last three are to celebrate Google+. Check it out.

I just made this quick project. It was designed as a relatively simple debugger beyond the abilities of a normal debugger.

What is Game Maker console?

A simple game object that can be added to any room or any game. You can use GMconsole to create instances on the fly. Adjust object positions or execute any other scripts you may need to.

How does it work?

Simply. You can toggle the console by pressing Tab. Then just type in the script you want to execute and hit enter. It will then execute the script. You can also use GMC to create variables etc.

This is a very early version (I made it in an hour) so their may be a few problems. Make sure to tell me what you think so I can make changes and improvements.

You may Edit, Modify and Redistribute it as you wish.




Download Link (Media Fire)

The Pirate Pay is Down

The worlds most resiliant torrent site seems to be having some troubles. The site is down for the moment. I wonder how long this will last. Maybe their cave collapsed, who knows.

Google+

It's not bad. I got an invite for it earlier this week and signed up. I'm liking what I'm seeing.

So far, I have not seen any ads, which is good. Though I'm betting that will change when it goes public.

Second, Google has not sold my information to any ad companies yet... at least, that I know of.

Third, Google has not encouraged 10 year olds to get on their service and post pictures of themselves.

If anyone wants an invite to Google+ just leave a comment down below. Make sure you fill in the "Email" form so I know who to send the invite too or simply leave your email in the comment. Either will work. I'm not sure how many I have or if they are limited at all. Invites will be on a first come, first serve basis. So hurry up!

It Broke

So...

Yesterday I turned on my computer to watch some Fast and Furious and make another attempt to get a job. Unfortunately my PC no longer boots. The fans turn on, the hard drives spin, the disk drive opens. But it does not post.

So, until I get that worked out I don't think their will be many (if any) posts. If you are feeling lonely then find a friend. If you want to make your desktop look cool then save some wallpapers.

Have fun, don't do drugs, and buy yourself a surge protector so your PC doesn't fry.

Prizes

Rorschach is giving away some pretty handy stuff. Rather then me explain any of it I'll let him (and his cat) do the talking. I will not be behind you and will not be holding a garrot. Their is absolutly danger while reading this post.

Be afraid, but not really.




If you are in to inkblots check out his site. Or just read more about the contest.

Also, if you still read this blog, say hi... I miss you. Please come back. I was just not joking about the killing you part and really have a lot of ideas for getting your blood. No really, I love you (and your blood).

The Beneath The Wake Quiz (Prize Not Included)

1. What is one of the original League of Legends champions?
2. What is the name of the areas not in lanes in League of Legends or DotA?
3. What is the hot key to port back to base in League of Legends?
4. What does IP stand for?
5. How many champions can each team ban in a ranked game?
6. What year was League of Legends released?
7. What does your Ping mean?
8. True or False. League of Legends is a game for the XBox 360.
9. True or False. You need a spatula to play ranked games in League of Legends.
10. True or False. You can buy League of Legends for $19.75.
11. What South American Country is always criticized on the forums for being terrible at playing the game?
12. What game company makes League of Legends?
13. How many minions does it take to kill Veigar?
14. What is the name of Annie's pet bear?
15. Where are Kassadin and Malzahar from?
16. Name a Yordle.
17. How do you make your champion tell a joke?
18. Which champion is featured in the Beneath The Wake Logo?
19. What stat effects the power of your abilities?
20. What is the name of the next map scheduled to be released for League of Legends?
21. Name two champions with a global ult (no maximum range).
22. What is the League of Legends game rated by the ESRB?
23. What is the maximum level of your champion?
24. What is the hotkey for a champion ultimate?
25. Name one of the continents that participates in the League.

Oh, yeah. Theirs no reward for this. I'm just a poor college student after all.

Feel free to answer only a few if you want. I don't really care.

Win A Duke Nukem Forever Prize

NVidia is giving away stuff for the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever release.

You could win a cool PC if you enter before March 31,2011 so why not?

You can enter here.

To learn more about the powerful PC Prize then look here.

Good luck!

Wat Do'z u'z Do'z?

So, today... today I had a conversation during class. I won't post the whole thing because most of it is just nonsense. Some if it though, was hilarious. I recommend you read it, it will give you some insight into my mind.  

Surgeon General's Warning: All nonesense may cause permenant brain damage and may result in injury or death. Read at your own risk.

me

U enter an arena.

A wizard asks, "Do u'z wantz to play a game o' Murder Ball?"

wat dooes u'z doz

Alabama Hotpocket

I skulfuck him

with a tire iron

me

dude

thats terrible

Alabama Hotpocket

he asked for it

me

anyway, back to the story

Alabama Hotpocket

now what DM

i go to the tavern and get drunk

me

you impale the mans anus with a tire iron causing him to shriek in delite

then u go t the tavern

with the man

and realize u forgot ur condom

wat do'z u'z do'z

Alabama Hotpocket

kill the Dm for being a gayfag

me

rofl

Alabama Hotpocket

and get drunk

me

off the DM's blood

which is poisoned to prevent evil players from powe rgaming

you die horribly

and then are reborn as a tavern

now what?

Dongar is not currently online.

Alabama Hotpocket

i summon up a meteor and kill myself while bathing in the blood of the DM

me

tavern casts meteor swarm...

the tavern crushes itself under the terrible strain

and the 100 year old booze mixes with the 1000 year old booze.

Now u've done it

Alabama Hotpocket

global drunkenness

me

then the moon has a drink

and the tides turn a sickly yellow color

and a swarm of yellow bulldozer shaped bricks appear

Alabama Hotpocket

sorry a had to go bad

me

yes, the A did go bad

Luckily B was there to save the day

Sent at 10:31 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

and then Z Arives and eveyone gets totally battlefuk to death go letters go

me

then the bulldozers fall because they are actually just bricks

and Z is the first to die

fortunatly the booze numbs you, the taverns, nerves and you survive

before a group of wandering adventurers come and leave some fire elemental all up in u when they get
drunk

now what?

Sent at 10:34 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

i transform into my real self and then i kill them because i am Jarvan the 10,000th

never

me

ur standard hits the moon which kills jupiter

jupiters moons fall down to earth due to reverse gravity and slays your foes 500 years later





as the man from the arena slowly rises from the rubble of the tavern

...

he rushes from the carnage

slips on a banana

and is impaled by a clowns dagger

Shaco the clown walks from the jungle

then another Shaco follows

the second clown explodes in a hail of metal

wat do u do?

Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

well i will stun and fear him for 2 hours because i am fiddlesticks and then ill drain all your health because
im that bullshit

me

he uses endless rage

Alabama Hotpocket

3023123

me

luckily one of your beer casks hits him and he flies into your tavern

Alabama Hotpocket

fuck you Matt

me

and collapse all around him

Alabama Hotpocket

then i use finalas funkin (I have no idea what this means) to snipe him as he flies towards the tavern

Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday

me

shaco has guardian armor

so he comes back and stabs you in the back

then rammus taunts him and he dies

cuz rammus is easy mode

Alabama Hotpocket

no you cant kill lux i used my shiled

shield*

and i stun lock you also

then Mal stares at you and your fucked

Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday

me

Darkness!

Nocturne flies from nowhere (literally)

and gets a penta kill

luckily

one of his teammates is jealous

and kills him

preventing the ace

rammus uses revive

(cuz he's a pro)

and he aces the other team

Their inhibitor explodes

from amazingness

me

shaco

cuz, he's a boss

picks up the spawn turret and places it inside the nexus

wat do'z you'z do'z?


I tried to clean it up as much as I could. But, then again, some of the spelling mistakes and stuff are part of the story. All I have now is a question: Wat Do'z U'z Do'z?

I had more fun adding all the links I just added then having this conversation. Click at your own risk!!! They are all apparently relevant items according to Amazon's search or League of Legends. You have been warned!

...hmmmm, maybe I should move that warning up to the top...