So, today... today I had a conversation during class. I won't post the whole thing because most of it is just nonsense. Some if it though, was hilarious. I recommend you read it, it will give you some insight into my mind.
Surgeon General's Warning: All nonesense may cause permenant brain damage and may result in injury or death. Read at your own risk.
me
U enter an arena.
A wizard asks, "Do u'z wantz to play a game o' Murder Ball?"
wat dooes u'z doz
Alabama Hotpocket
I skulfuck him
with a
tire iron
me
dude
thats terrible
Alabama Hotpocket
he asked for it
me
anyway, back to the story
Alabama Hotpocket
now what
DM
i go to the tavern and get drunk
me
you impale the mans
anus
with a tire iron causing him to shriek in delite
then u go t the tavern
with the man
and realize u forgot ur condom
wat do'z u'z do'z
Alabama Hotpocket
kill the Dm
for being a gayfag
me
rofl
Alabama Hotpocket
and get drunk
me
off the DM's blood
which is
poison
ed to prevent evil players from powe rgaming
you die horribly
and then are reborn as a tavern
now what?
Dongar is not currently online.
Alabama Hotpocket
i summon up a
meteor
and kill myself while bathing in the blood of the DM
me
tavern casts meteor swarm...
the tavern crushes itself under the terrible strain
and the 100 year old booze mixes with the 1000 year old
booze
.
Now u've done it
Alabama Hotpocket
global drunkenness
me
then the moon has a drink
and the tides turn a
sickly yellow color
and a swarm of yellow
bulldozer
shaped bricks appear
Alabama Hotpocket
sorry a had to go bad
me
yes, the A did go bad
Luckily B was there to save the day
Sent at 10:31 AM on Monday
Alabama Hotpocket
and then Z Arives and eveyone gets totally battlefuk to death go
letters
go
me
then the bulldozers fall because they are actually just
bricks
and Z is the first to die
fortunatly the booze numbs you, the taverns, nerves and you survive
before a group of wandering adventurers come and leave some fire elemental all up in u when they get
drunk
now what?
Sent at 10:34 AM on Monday
Alabama Hotpocket
i transform into my real self and then i kill them because i am
Jarvan the
10,000th
never
me
ur standard hits the moon which kills jupiter
jupiters moons fall down to earth due to
reverse gravity
and slays your foes 500 years later
as the man from the arena slowly rises from the rubble of the tavern
...
he rushes from the carnage
slips on a
banana
and is impaled by a clowns dagger
Shaco the clown walks from the jungle
then another Shaco follows
the second clown explodes in a hail of metal
wat do u do?
Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday
Alabama Hotpocket
well i will stun and fear him for 2 hours because i am
fiddlesticks and then ill drain all your health because
im that
bullshit
me
he uses
endless rage
Alabama Hotpocket
3023123
me
luckily one of your
beer casks
hits him and he flies into your tavern
Alabama Hotpocket
fuck you Matt
me
and collapse all around him
Alabama Hotpocket
then i use finalas funkin
(I have no idea what this means) to snipe him as he flies towards the tavern
Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday
me
shaco has
guardian armor
so he comes back and stabs you in the back
then rammus taunts him and he dies
cuz rammus is
easy mode
Alabama Hotpocket
no you cant kill
lux i used my shiled
shield*
and i stun lock you also
then
Mal stares at you and your fucked
Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday
me
Darkness!
Nocturne flies from nowhere (literally)
and gets a penta kill
luckily
one of his teammates is jealous
and kills him
preventing the
ace
rammus uses revive
(cuz he's a pro)
and he aces the other team
Their
inhibitor explodes
from
amazingness
me
shaco
cuz, he's a boss
picks up the spawn turret and places it inside the
nexus
wat do'z you'z do'z?
I tried to clean it up as much as I could. But, then again, some of the spelling mistakes and stuff are part of the story. All I have now is a question: Wat Do'z U'z Do'z?
I had more fun adding all the links I just added then having this conversation. Click at your own risk!!! They are all apparently relevant items according to Amazon's search or League of Legends. You have been warned!
...hmmmm, maybe I should move that warning up to the top...