Dancing Kitties

Hi guys it's me again. If you don't know who I am, My name is Kyle and I'm a author at http://www.fatkidseatingkids.com/. I just feel like sharing a cool video with the Beneath the Wake readers. Do you like Wub Wub Wub Dubstep?If yes then you'll like this video. Even if you don't I think you'll still like the video because it's neat and weird.

Domino's Fail

Which one would you buy?

I feel bad for everyone who clicked the first one. Dont you?

To Reach Your Destination Please Drive Up

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So... I was trying to use Google to get a map going from point A to B. Well that worked and then I decided to play a little. You know how you can "Drag to change the route"? Well I did that here and dragged from some place on a highway to my destination. Apparently Google will let me do this but I either need to fly or fall from the sky. Since I can't fly, I have decided that falling is my only option. My quest for a cannon begins...

Oddly, this picture is relatively sane compared to what happens if you turn around.

In this one, in order to get to destination you need to be everywhere. I'm still trying to figure out how I can manage this... Also, you will notice that my person has moved. The funny thing is. He hasn't. I simply spun the camera to move down the road. Maybe I'm the Tasmanian Devil... maybe not.

Here is the final stage of my route.

My favorite part of this picture is the fact that getting to my destination is not the point. Instead you must go past it. Collide with yourself. Drive in a circle and then get to your destination. I'm not sure why Google thinks this is a good idea. If I want to get to my destination I prefer to go from point A to point B. Rarely do I attempt to get to point C. Point C being some random point that is in two different spots, the air and everywhere but not at the same time. I don't really see the point. If I wanted to get to point C I would set it as my destination in the first place.

@Google: I broke it. Sorry... :D

Has anything like this happened to you? If so, share your story in the comments.

Wat Do'z u'z Do'z?

So, today... today I had a conversation during class. I won't post the whole thing because most of it is just nonsense. Some if it though, was hilarious. I recommend you read it, it will give you some insight into my mind.  

Surgeon General's Warning: All nonesense may cause permenant brain damage and may result in injury or death. Read at your own risk.

me

U enter an arena.

A wizard asks, "Do u'z wantz to play a game o' Murder Ball?"

wat dooes u'z doz

Alabama Hotpocket

I skulfuck him

with a tire iron

me

dude

thats terrible

Alabama Hotpocket

he asked for it

me

anyway, back to the story

Alabama Hotpocket

now what DM

i go to the tavern and get drunk

me

you impale the mans anus with a tire iron causing him to shriek in delite

then u go t the tavern

with the man

and realize u forgot ur condom

wat do'z u'z do'z

Alabama Hotpocket

kill the Dm for being a gayfag

me

rofl

Alabama Hotpocket

and get drunk

me

off the DM's blood

which is poisoned to prevent evil players from powe rgaming

you die horribly

and then are reborn as a tavern

now what?

Dongar is not currently online.

Alabama Hotpocket

i summon up a meteor and kill myself while bathing in the blood of the DM

me

tavern casts meteor swarm...

the tavern crushes itself under the terrible strain

and the 100 year old booze mixes with the 1000 year old booze.

Now u've done it

Alabama Hotpocket

global drunkenness

me

then the moon has a drink

and the tides turn a sickly yellow color

and a swarm of yellow bulldozer shaped bricks appear

Alabama Hotpocket

sorry a had to go bad

me

yes, the A did go bad

Luckily B was there to save the day

Sent at 10:31 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

and then Z Arives and eveyone gets totally battlefuk to death go letters go

me

then the bulldozers fall because they are actually just bricks

and Z is the first to die

fortunatly the booze numbs you, the taverns, nerves and you survive

before a group of wandering adventurers come and leave some fire elemental all up in u when they get
drunk

now what?

Sent at 10:34 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

i transform into my real self and then i kill them because i am Jarvan the 10,000th

never

me

ur standard hits the moon which kills jupiter

jupiters moons fall down to earth due to reverse gravity and slays your foes 500 years later





as the man from the arena slowly rises from the rubble of the tavern

...

he rushes from the carnage

slips on a banana

and is impaled by a clowns dagger

Shaco the clown walks from the jungle

then another Shaco follows

the second clown explodes in a hail of metal

wat do u do?

Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

well i will stun and fear him for 2 hours because i am fiddlesticks and then ill drain all your health because
im that bullshit

me

he uses endless rage

Alabama Hotpocket

3023123

me

luckily one of your beer casks hits him and he flies into your tavern

Alabama Hotpocket

fuck you Matt

me

and collapse all around him

Alabama Hotpocket

then i use finalas funkin (I have no idea what this means) to snipe him as he flies towards the tavern

Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday

me

shaco has guardian armor

so he comes back and stabs you in the back

then rammus taunts him and he dies

cuz rammus is easy mode

Alabama Hotpocket

no you cant kill lux i used my shiled

shield*

and i stun lock you also

then Mal stares at you and your fucked

Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday

me

Darkness!

Nocturne flies from nowhere (literally)

and gets a penta kill

luckily

one of his teammates is jealous

and kills him

preventing the ace

rammus uses revive

(cuz he's a pro)

and he aces the other team

Their inhibitor explodes

from amazingness

me

shaco

cuz, he's a boss

picks up the spawn turret and places it inside the nexus

wat do'z you'z do'z?


I tried to clean it up as much as I could. But, then again, some of the spelling mistakes and stuff are part of the story. All I have now is a question: Wat Do'z U'z Do'z?

I had more fun adding all the links I just added then having this conversation. Click at your own risk!!! They are all apparently relevant items according to Amazon's search or League of Legends. You have been warned!

...hmmmm, maybe I should move that warning up to the top...  

If you could be anything...

...What would you be?

Build A Comment 2

A second version of Build A Comment. The rules are the same as the previous post (feel free to continue to post on the older one). This version is going to include additional posters, books and whatever else I find. Make it creative, make it unique and remember to have fun! Lets try to keep the side comments like "Nice post" and stuff to a minimum here. I will probably delete useless comments from this post (all other posts I don't care about). I just don't want a bunch of "Check out my blog" and "Cool story bro" type comments here making the interesting ones hard to read. Anyway, good luck. Come up with something sweet!

Build A Comment

Last night myself and a friend got really, really board. To refrain from falling asleep at 2AM (which we all know is way to early) we came up with a game. Their happened to be a hell of a lot of movie posters in the room we were in so we began having conversations using only the words we could find on these posters. Suddenly conversation became a lot more interesting. Now it's your turn. On this page you can only comment using words from the pictures below or from the add to the right. Since the add will be different for every person that should add some randomness to the whole thing. Just for clarification you may not use any of the words from this paragraph, only the ones in the pictures on this site. Have fun, come up with something brilliant! Have fun with it, be creative. You have 11 pictures to choose from selected from a list of random movies. Some I've watched, others i haven't. On your marks, get set, GO!

Remember you can only use the text from pictures!