Monday, June 6, 2011

To Reach Your Destination Please Drive Up

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So... I was trying to use Google to get a map going from point A to B. Well that worked and then I decided to play a little. You know how you can "Drag to change the route"? Well I did that here and dragged from some place on a highway to my destination. Apparently Google will let me do this but I either need to fly or fall from the sky. Since I can't fly, I have decided that falling is my only option. My quest for a cannon begins...

Oddly, this picture is relatively sane compared to what happens if you turn around.


In this one, in order to get to destination you need to be everywhere. I'm still trying to figure out how I can manage this... Also, you will notice that my person has moved. The funny thing is. He hasn't. I simply spun the camera to move down the road. Maybe I'm the Tasmanian Devil... maybe not.

Here is the final stage of my route.
My favorite part of this picture is the fact that getting to my destination is not the point. Instead you must go past it. Collide with yourself. Drive in a circle and then get to your destination. I'm not sure why Google thinks this is a good idea. If I want to get to my destination I prefer to go from point A to point B. Rarely do I attempt to get to point C. Point C being some random point that is in two different spots, the air and everywhere but not at the same time. I don't really see the point. If I wanted to get to point C I would set it as my destination in the first place.

@Google: I broke it. Sorry... :D

Has anything like this happened to you? If so, share your story in the comments.