Shaco, Killing is my Business

...and Business is good! I just finished a game vs this guy. I have never met a Shaco that could stand up to me, but this guy managed. It was a match of my AD vs his AP and he walked away victorious. GG CHAMPION. GG

Hey Karthus Press R

Lyrics:Dead and Dangerous
If you wanna win then roll with us
Cuz when I turn on my Aoe
Better hope Blitzcrank dont grab at me
And yes of course its harsh
im runnin Mid lane just like my marsh
and no, you dont wanna mess with me
Im the statue of liberty

Now your whole teams got their pinger
Focused onto the Deathsinger
Tryin so hard not to linger
In the lane with me

Tonight youre tryin hard
But noob this game is ours
im tearin you apart
Ill hit you from afar
Hey Karthus, Press R
Dont matter if youre vlad
My skybombs make you mad
Im why amu is sad
Ill hit you from afar
Hey Karthus, press R

Ive got AP for days
I can wreck your team six different ways
I killed you, and now youre pissed
Say I should take up tetris
I busy whoopin ass
Cuz now I got Zhonya's Hourglass
Im just Hittin my E
Turnin it on
Lolin on you
HARD,

You say Karthus takes no skill
But Im getting Pentakils
hey man, do you feel a chill?
Or is that just me?

Tonight youre tryin hard
But noob this game is ours
im tearin you apart
Ill hit you from afar
Hey Karthus, Press R
Dont matter if youre vlad
My skybombs make you mad
Im why amu is sad
Ill hit you from afar
Hey Karthus, press R 

Jungling Shaco
A Guide to Playing A Jungle Shaco 5v5 

1. Golem first. Stack Jack in The Boxes in the bushes. Then target the Golem and lure it into the bushes. Make sure that boxes are stacked on top of each other. This will allow them to all attack at once.
2. Defeating the Golem and his minions will level you to 2. Use this to get deceive so you can move faster through the jungle. Use this to take on the Wolves.
3. Continue to the two golems at the bottom of the map. Take them out and take your shiv as your third ability. Continue to the bushes around number 4.
4. This depends entirely on the intelligence of your team. If your team pushes to the tower and doesn't last hit then you are just stuck and should go back to jungling. However, if your team allows the enemy to push or just sit at the middle of the lane. What you want to do is ambush the enemy caster, support or other weak enemy.To do this you want to deceive behind them while your allies push towards them. DO NOT THROW YOUR SHIV. Make sure you attack the enemy from behind and that your allies are close behind you. Your attack from your shiv should slow your enemy and prevent them from escaping. If done correctly you should be able to get one or two kills easily.
9. At level 9 you can solo dragon. Make sure no one is around and then do so. Make sure you have your ult when you do this or you may be in trouble.

Continue jungling by attacking wolves, golems and specters while you can and jumping any enemy that over extends. If they are at your tower, they are to close. Go and ambush them.

My Shaco build is based entirely on fear, speed and assassination.

Their will be item builds, level up guides etc coming up later.

LoLpaper Wednesday

A bunch of delicious League of Legends Wallpapers, erm excuse me, lolpapers just for you! Gathered from all over the internet. Enjoy!

The Beneath The Wake Quiz (Prize Not Included)

1. What is one of the original League of Legends champions?
2. What is the name of the areas not in lanes in League of Legends or DotA?
3. What is the hot key to port back to base in League of Legends?
4. What does IP stand for?
5. How many champions can each team ban in a ranked game?
6. What year was League of Legends released?
7. What does your Ping mean?
8. True or False. League of Legends is a game for the XBox 360.
9. True or False. You need a spatula to play ranked games in League of Legends.
10. True or False. You can buy League of Legends for $19.75.
11. What South American Country is always criticized on the forums for being terrible at playing the game?
12. What game company makes League of Legends?
13. How many minions does it take to kill Veigar?
14. What is the name of Annie's pet bear?
15. Where are Kassadin and Malzahar from?
16. Name a Yordle.
17. How do you make your champion tell a joke?
18. Which champion is featured in the Beneath The Wake Logo?
19. What stat effects the power of your abilities?
20. What is the name of the next map scheduled to be released for League of Legends?
21. Name two champions with a global ult (no maximum range).
22. What is the League of Legends game rated by the ESRB?
23. What is the maximum level of your champion?
24. What is the hotkey for a champion ultimate?
25. Name one of the continents that participates in the League.

Oh, yeah. Theirs no reward for this. I'm just a poor college student after all.

Feel free to answer only a few if you want. I don't really care.

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Be A Summoner

1. You don't have to do anything all day. All you have to do is sit and make people the size of your thumb kill other, even smaller, people.
2. No-one has to look at your face.
3. You can give other people special powers. Such as burning them, blinding them, teleporting them etc.
4. You can talk to other people from around the world just by hitting the enter key.
5. You have the power to make people dance just by typing "/dance". Dance motha fucka, dance.
6. You can make friends with people you don't know and then kill them.
7. Whenever you say lol your not just talking about laughing your talking about the game your playing.
8. Eight is a stupid number.
9. You can make fire just by pressing a key on the keyboard.
10. Annie has a teddy bear!

League of Legends Week 2

Time for another week of League of Legends how-to.

Hopefully I will get out a 5v5 Guide for Shaco and a whole bunch more.

If you play the game then listen up this week.

Why Are All The Cool Skins for Characters I Don't Own?

So I just logged into LOL today and two new skins have been released.

The first is called Cottontail Teemo:

Cottontail Teemo roughly equals Bad Ass Amazingness.

The second is called Battleborn Kayle:

Battleborn Kayle is about the same as Angel with a Fucking Sword.

Why can't they make Easter Bunny Shaco?

Greeting's Summoner

I hate when this happens...

Just signed into LoL and was rewarded with this pleasant message. :( now what am I supposed to do?

On the bright side, I have subscribed to this live feeding site (forget the name of it) so their might be some live shows of some LoL games coming up!!!

Urf Rider Corki

Riot Games presents Urf Rider corki. Designed by G.A.N.K. Industries Urf Rider Corki can kill your standard champion.

Hug the nearest manatee and ride your Urf to the nearest Summoner's Rift.

Wat Do'z u'z Do'z?

So, today... today I had a conversation during class. I won't post the whole thing because most of it is just nonsense. Some if it though, was hilarious. I recommend you read it, it will give you some insight into my mind.  

Surgeon General's Warning: All nonesense may cause permenant brain damage and may result in injury or death. Read at your own risk.

me

U enter an arena.

A wizard asks, "Do u'z wantz to play a game o' Murder Ball?"

wat dooes u'z doz

Alabama Hotpocket

I skulfuck him

with a tire iron

me

dude

thats terrible

Alabama Hotpocket

he asked for it

me

anyway, back to the story

Alabama Hotpocket

now what DM

i go to the tavern and get drunk

me

you impale the mans anus with a tire iron causing him to shriek in delite

then u go t the tavern

with the man

and realize u forgot ur condom

wat do'z u'z do'z

Alabama Hotpocket

kill the Dm for being a gayfag

me

rofl

Alabama Hotpocket

and get drunk

me

off the DM's blood

which is poisoned to prevent evil players from powe rgaming

you die horribly

and then are reborn as a tavern

now what?

Dongar is not currently online.

Alabama Hotpocket

i summon up a meteor and kill myself while bathing in the blood of the DM

me

tavern casts meteor swarm...

the tavern crushes itself under the terrible strain

and the 100 year old booze mixes with the 1000 year old booze.

Now u've done it

Alabama Hotpocket

global drunkenness

me

then the moon has a drink

and the tides turn a sickly yellow color

and a swarm of yellow bulldozer shaped bricks appear

Alabama Hotpocket

sorry a had to go bad

me

yes, the A did go bad

Luckily B was there to save the day

Sent at 10:31 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

and then Z Arives and eveyone gets totally battlefuk to death go letters go

me

then the bulldozers fall because they are actually just bricks

and Z is the first to die

fortunatly the booze numbs you, the taverns, nerves and you survive

before a group of wandering adventurers come and leave some fire elemental all up in u when they get
drunk

now what?

Sent at 10:34 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

i transform into my real self and then i kill them because i am Jarvan the 10,000th

never

me

ur standard hits the moon which kills jupiter

jupiters moons fall down to earth due to reverse gravity and slays your foes 500 years later





as the man from the arena slowly rises from the rubble of the tavern

...

he rushes from the carnage

slips on a banana

and is impaled by a clowns dagger

Shaco the clown walks from the jungle

then another Shaco follows

the second clown explodes in a hail of metal

wat do u do?

Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday

Alabama Hotpocket

well i will stun and fear him for 2 hours because i am fiddlesticks and then ill drain all your health because
im that bullshit

me

he uses endless rage

Alabama Hotpocket

3023123

me

luckily one of your beer casks hits him and he flies into your tavern

Alabama Hotpocket

fuck you Matt

me

and collapse all around him

Alabama Hotpocket

then i use finalas funkin (I have no idea what this means) to snipe him as he flies towards the tavern

Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday

me

shaco has guardian armor

so he comes back and stabs you in the back

then rammus taunts him and he dies

cuz rammus is easy mode

Alabama Hotpocket

no you cant kill lux i used my shiled

shield*

and i stun lock you also

then Mal stares at you and your fucked

Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday

me

Darkness!

Nocturne flies from nowhere (literally)

and gets a penta kill

luckily

one of his teammates is jealous

and kills him

preventing the ace

rammus uses revive

(cuz he's a pro)

and he aces the other team

Their inhibitor explodes

from amazingness

me

shaco

cuz, he's a boss

picks up the spawn turret and places it inside the nexus

wat do'z you'z do'z?


I tried to clean it up as much as I could. But, then again, some of the spelling mistakes and stuff are part of the story. All I have now is a question: Wat Do'z U'z Do'z?

I had more fun adding all the links I just added then having this conversation. Click at your own risk!!! They are all apparently relevant items according to Amazon's search or League of Legends. You have been warned!

...hmmmm, maybe I should move that warning up to the top...