Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Be A Summoner

1. You don't have to do anything all day. All you have to do is sit and make people the size of your thumb kill other, even smaller, people.
2. No-one has to look at your face.
3. You can give other people special powers. Such as burning them, blinding them, teleporting them etc.
4. You can talk to other people from around the world just by hitting the enter key.
5. You have the power to make people dance just by typing "/dance". Dance motha fucka, dance.
6. You can make friends with people you don't know and then kill them.
7. Whenever you say lol your not just talking about laughing your talking about the game your playing.
8. Eight is a stupid number.
9. You can make fire just by pressing a key on the keyboard.
10. Annie has a teddy bear!